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A Minivan Chasing a Motorcycle
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[20 Aug 2008|12:21pm] |
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Enlightenment in the dark is a hard task to acheive.
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| It's my birthday on Sunday |
[20 Aug 2008|11:18am] |
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Does anyone have a kinda big picture of a Ben autograph that includes a stick piano? It's for a tattoo. Thanks.
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| It's my birthday on Sunday |
[20 Aug 2008|11:18am] |
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Does anyone have a kinda big picture of a Ben autograph that includes a stick piano? It's for a tattoo. Thanks.
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[20 Aug 2008|11:09am] |
The girls all look the same The girls all look the same so you gotta give me hope and get me on my feet again
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| Some hurricane this was. |
[20 Aug 2008|12:54am] |
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Nobody says anything interesting anymore.
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[19 Aug 2008|08:38pm] |
Actresses: 2 Brittany Snow 13 Lindsay Lohan 5 Charlize Theron 2 Julianne Moore 1 Rachel Weisz 4 Penelope Cruz 3 Reese Witherspoon 4 Kate Winslet 2 Natalie Portman 4 Michelle Trachtenberg 3 Leighton Meester
Singers: 5 Duffy 3 Leona Lewis
Movie: 7 Gone With the Wind
Disney ( d_ladicontest entries): 1 Cinderella 1 Sleeping Beauty
Banners: 4 Lindsay Lohan 2 Charlize Theron 1 Penelope Cruz 1 Kate Winslet 2 Leighton Messter 2 Gossip Girl (Blair Waldorf)


see the rest HERE
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| the little storm that couldn't |
[19 Aug 2008|07:08pm] |
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Some people have lost their lives due to flooding caused by this storm in the Caribbean, which is truly tragic, but all that Fay accomplished in Central Florida was knocking out some schools and businesses from normal operations, offering newscasters a fleeting shot at a Pulitzer for great reporting (which instantly devolved into rain-soaked boys reporting on what could have been) and forcing me to watch the Hannah Montana movie with my six-year-old niece. I went over to Longwood to see Jenna and Alex, both of whom were thrilled to see their aunt (or at least the Diet Coke I was carrying, which both promptly divested me of) and found myself on the couch with 3-D glasses wrapped around my eyes being forced to watch the most dreadful film I have ever, ever seen. Dreadful.
I came home, fell asleep on the couch, and then was awakened by three urchins who came to visit. My fervent apologies to Tiffy, James, and Adri if I was less than hospitable-- I fell asleep the second you left. And I will get together with you this weekend!
School started yesterday, and now I have to start over tomorrow. Whoohoo.
I'll leave you with this funny parody I found on my flist. If you are a James Bond fan this might float your boat. If not, enjoy the snark:
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| Anyone have basic ingredients I can steal so I can make some soup? lol |
[19 Aug 2008|06:06pm] |
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http://glumbert.com/media/nbaproposal
And an NBA Proposal gone wrong.
"Rarely in history has anyone enjoyed the perks of divine anointment with as much vigor as Pope John XII. As Mel Brooks might say, 'It's good to be the pope!'
Born Octavian (or Octavius), John XII was pope for his entire adult life, which has to do something strange to a man's outlook. He took the office somewhere between his 16th and 18th birthdays, the result of aggressive politicking by his father, Alberic, the secular ruler of Rome.
On Alberic's death, John XII became both the political leader of Rome and the head of the Catholic Church. Unfortunately, he was better suited to royal privilege than theological infallibility. (John was known to raise a glass in honor of Satan every now and again.)
Upon his ascension around 955 C.E., John XII ushered in an age of profligate debauchery not seen since the Caesars were running the joint. John liked hunting with his male buddies and humping with his female buddies. He also liked humping with his male buddies. Any warm body in Rome was liable to be humped during his tenure. In addition to indulging his own considerable libido, John encouraged everyone else to hump as well.
Rome was a very sticky place in those days. John indulged his lust as he saw fit, including orgies in the halls of St. John Lateran, the most prestigious cathedral in Christendom, and sex on the tombs of the Apostles Peter and Paul. He particularly enjoyed doing widows and virgins. Among his many conquests, John XII had sex with his niece, his sisters and his mother."
more (and source): http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/religion/popes/john-xii/
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| it's TRUE! |
[19 Aug 2008|02:33am] |
in response to the dana carvey look-alike post:
at 1:09 in the video.
...WEIRD.
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| Rock Me Like a Hurricane/The Fay Edition |
[18 Aug 2008|09:03pm] |
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Apparently if you're a balding German dude and you want chicks with red facial stripes and wildly teased hair to writhe orgasmically around you while you stand in a cage, you join the band the Scorpions and tele-port magically back to the 80's. Bonus points for the yellow leather patches on the shoulders. Turns out that all my denial did no good--Fay is going to roll right over Central Florida and dump a lot of rain on us; school has been canceled tomorrow, which is just as well because today was exhausting. I made it all day in heels and tried not to get too sucked in to colleague drama. Right now I feel like I got hit by a truck--this new bell schedule sucks. SUCKS. And I ripped my new dress--it got caught in one of the heels when I tried to restore a picture I knocked over in the front office after school. Oh, well.
So far 37 isn't too bad. I'm a prime number!
Much love to all; stay safe. Even wimpy hurricanes are not to be taken lightly.
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| An almost invisible day |
[18 Aug 2008|08:51pm] |
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It was almost going to be like every other day. But then someone reminded me that I deserve to have the one day that mother nature handed me on a silver platter, for myself. Thanks, and thanks mother nature. you have always been my hero.
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[18 Aug 2008|05:45pm] |
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Has been ever played Adelaide live?
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[18 Aug 2008|08:11pm] |
Icons: [22] - Enchanted [24] - Atonement [18] - Keira Knightley [26] - Sweeney Todd [29] - Gossip Girl [14] - Lost [23] - Harry Potter [12] - Stock [18] - Twilight
Banners: [01] - Gossip Girl (Chuck & Blair) [05] Twilight

more here @ bloomyicons
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[18 Aug 2008|11:23am] |
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"Placental abruption (Also known as abruptio placentae) is a complication of pregnancy, wherein the placental lining has separated from the uterus of the mother...It occurs in 1% of pregnancies world wide with a fetal mortality rate of 20-40% depending on the degree of separation."

It happened in an instant, and he was gone before he could arrive.
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| Hotel Lights free show in NJ |
[17 Aug 2008|07:56pm] |
Hi all, I just wanted to let you know that Darren's band Hotel Lights will be playing a free show at Vintage Vinyl in New Jersey on Wednesday, August 20th, 7 PM. See www.vvinyl.com for more info. Unfortunately I won't be able to go, but I hope that some of you who are interested are able to make it! - Jenny
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| i had a dream about these people. |
[17 Aug 2008|01:56pm] |
i've spent the last four hours thinking about the best times in my life.
i thought about when i got to florida, and high school. i thought about how great i felt when i made friends.
and then i thought about belonging to a group of close friends me tiffany ashli jessie and peggy.
i remember spending a lot of time with peggy alone and learning a lot about her. i remember that maniquin in her window. i remember her dog and her mom. i remember baking a cake for her on her birthday. i remember making t shirts with her and catching snails with her. i remember her calling everyone sir and i remember the first time i saw her in the hallway when i was friends with skylor. i remember laughing with her and having her take a million pictures of me. i remember spending the night in her house with her and her poster of chet on the wall. i remember the map of the world on her shower curtain and the way she would run. i remember when we made a hammock in my front yard. i remember her saying that she loved me like a fat kid loved cake
i thought about ashli too. i thought about laughing really hard with her. i mean probably the hardest i'd ever laughed in my laugh. i remember when she put that poster of tiffany up in tiffanys room and tiffany got so mad, and it's still funny to this day, as i am laughing now at the thought. i remember panera. i remember going to guineveres with her and laughing at everything and seeing amy and tiffany perform. i remember when she got her camera. i remember having a huge crush on her and buy her a bearo n her birthday and making marcus give it to her. i remember when she would pick me up sometimes. i remember taking her siblings to the lake eola. she told me the bubbles in the water were like lake eola monster. i remember how hard she laughed when i showed her the sexy people crew comic i made. i remember when she told me she worked at old slavery. i remember her dancing with ruben and us letting him do our eyebrows. i remember our purposeful obnoxiousness to tiffany. like singing her songs to her. lol. i remember opening up to her, and talking to her. i remember when she wrong her birthday on my hand in green pen and told me never to forget it. jan10. i remember when she had a crush on jade and we stalked her together and then ran away because we got caught. or tried to run away anyway. i remember when she had that neckbrace on and she had json mraz sign it. i remember when she made me watch soooo many season of queer as folk because we were babysitting tiffanys house!!!! i remember when she left the bed because of this popping noise that jessie was making with her mouth. that was so very funny. i remember spending the night at her house. and i ever think about when we lived together, and i would go and sleep in her bed with her and she would leave. i remember getting drunk with her and the jokes about quida. i remember trying to protect her. i remember when she bought me a spongebob shirt from the little boys section at walmart and that was the same day she bought a hat for tiffany and that spongebob shirt was the shirt i was wearing when we stalked jade. galixys. i remember when she had a vibrator in her purse and we were at rocky horror and they were like "are you carrying a waterproof dildo?" and we said " ASHLI IS!"
tiffany once stared at the lady at dominos to make sure sshe wouldnt put garlic on our pizza. and i believe that my favorite memory of tiffany is when she would come to my house and sit on my footlocker and softly play guitar until i woke up. i miss smiling tammy. i miss her bed made of feathers. i miss trying to sleep while her and her dog were both snoring. i miss playing basketball with her and jessie and peggy. i miss her getting mad at ashli fo the most absurd reasons. i miss her being an asshole. i miss that time we all watched lost and delirious. i miss when she got mad about the poster of her in her room. i remember when she tried to feed me sushi and i would have liked to throw it up. i remember going to get the harry potter book with her.
i have so much more to write and so little time
or patience.
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